Steel Pole Sister: Nanjing Subway Line 2′s Pole Dancing Girl – digg china

Nanjing subway pole-dancer.

Nanjing Subway pole dancer Fei Fei dancing at the 2010 Nanjing Auto Show?

From QQ and NetEase:

Within one week, two pole-dancing shows on the Nanjing subway

Nanjing Subway Line 2 has been operation for only a little over a week, and already there has been 2 pole dancing performances. The first time was on the afternoon of June 1, where one woman wearing red, suddenly grabbed the pole in the middle of the subway car as it passed the Xueze Road station and showed off a sexy pole-dance. Just one day later, there was another woman wearing black and hot pants who began pole-dancing in front of the crowds on Line 2. Those passengers in the same subway car were shocked “crispy on the outside, tender on the inside’, one by one taking out their mobile phones to film. in the days following, videos related to this began wildly appearing on the internet, with some observant netizens discovering after comparison, that the beautiful girls involved with the two pole-dancing incidents appear to be the same person. Not only were their hairstyles and bodies similar, so were the dance routines, and even the shoes worn were the same red and black shoes! There were also netizens who posted images proving that this pole-dancing girl previously appeared at the Nanjing 2010 auto show.

A copy on YouTube:

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One of her nicknames on the internet was “Steel Pole Sister”. A television news report:

More reports on Mop (1 & 2) and ifeng.

Comments from QQ: (Responding to the second pole-dancing incident and video)


Actually, I think she dances really quite well. After all, it is pretty boring on the subway, so just treat it as watching a show, which I think is pretty good [nothing wrong]. Of course, if it was too crowded, then don’t dance, because there is no space, hehe, but if it is like the above, where there aren’t too many people, what’s wrong with dancing a little. Watching also is enjoyable too.


Even though she dances well, this kind of dancing in public obviously has ulterior motives!
Please, even if most men like watching this skank’s behavior!
If you want to become famous, just get with a rich guy, stop affecting the city’s appearance this way!!


How could it be so convenient that the brother [guy] who is filming just so happen to be filming outside when someone begins pole-dancing, I bet it was set-up as self-promotion [that the girl planned it to promote herself]!


If you want to become famous yet do not want to go on “If You Are The One” [a Chinese dating tv show] nor release some scandal, then there is only this.


Big sister [referring to the pole-dancing girl], those who pole-dance in foreign countries all do so after first taking off their clothes, so next time you dance, I beg you to please get naked also, okay?


Pole-dancing, frankly, is a decadent sexual dance, not some art, even less with any meaning, only some lowly lewd entertainment method.


This is obviously a recently opened subway, [I] suspect it someone on the inside hired her for advertising!


This little girl’s dancing is really not bad, though if she were in Beijing, I bet she would not be able to dance [because more crowded?], hehe.

This is the video of the first pole-dancing incident:

Comments from Mop: (Responding to the first pole-dancing incident and video)


Definitely not a novice. Every pole-dancing move is learned separately, even a simple spinning move requires days to learn, much less the more difficult moves, so this girl’s level could be that of a coach/teacher, or maybe she is a coach/teacher. Either that or she’s a pole dancer at some nightclub. Very impressive.


I want to be that pole.


Yet another fame-seeker.


The subway company’s “hired gun”… This way everyone will want to go ride the subway… Despicable.


[I'm] hard~ [Her] legs aren’t bad~


If it isn’t self-publicity then it is mental problems.


Not bad not bad, making use of what’s available, an impromptu dance, this is the highest level of pole-dancing.


LZ, you should straighten this [video]. If you keep sharing it like this, people will die!


The probability of this becoming hot/popular [on the internet] is not high, because I bet the necks of the Moppers who watch this won’t be able to take it any longer.


Can she be sued for sexual performances in public [public indecency]? She’s making other people horny!

Pole-dancing Chinese girl on Nanjing Subway.

See also:

“Nanjing Subway Line 2: Steel Pole Sister Appears, Completes Final Dance”:

She, “Fei Fei” is not yet 20-years-old.

Let the dancing continue. chinaSMACK personals.

Pretend Awake Brother: Cute Schoolboy Dozing Off In Class – digg china

Pretend Awake Brother.

From Baidu Baike:

A little boy dozing in class, presumably afraid of the teacher finding out, does his best to hide [his dozing], keeping his eyes open and shaking his head, his adorable self being caught on camera. Having been watched hundreds of thousands of times on China’s Youku video website, this little boy has been named “Pretend Awake Brother” by netizens.

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Comments from Mop


Poor kid.


So cute! I just want to hug and kiss him…


So hilarious!!


Hilarious, I’ve had this experience in the past too.


Elementary students these days are very different from the past, all transported to and from school in school buses that are comparable to armored trucks, personally handed off from the head teacher to the parents. For safety, even bringing mobile phones to school are no longer strange.


Primary school students have better mobile phones than us!


More valiant than I was back then.


Who filmed this?
Are eyes rolled-back eyes cute?


It was filmed by the teacher [!]… the little guy is very Q [cute]~!

Beijing Girl Will Pay For Man To Watch World Cup With Her – digg china

From Mop:

Sister is offering 1000 kuai per day for a man to watch the World Cup together.

If you're a real man, then you can apply for the position.

A girl named KK is looking for a high-quality man to accompany her to the World Cup for a "one month period of happiness". She likes football matches but doesn't really understand the game and especially likes the big, handsome players.  Here are the specific requirements mentioned in the video, everyone pay attention!

  1. You have to be a guy, a guy who understands football.
  2. Your occupation, status, salary don't matter at all.
  3. Your age has to be between 20 and 40, if you're too old or too young, she can only bid you "I'm sorry".
  4. While you two are together, you have to accompany her to see the football matches and only the matches that she likes. If your preferences are in conflict with hers, then, muhaha, you must obey her wishes. If she says it's right, then it's right.
  5. You must know how to cook, and cook many many delicious things. Also, after eating, it's your responsibility to clean the dishes.
  6. You have to be able to drink, and be able to drink a lot.
  7. She likes straightforward guys. If you're a Shanghai man, she doesn't want you.
  8. You must be warm and genial.
  9. You must enjoy exercise/sports.
  10. Mostly importantly, you must wash your feet at least two times a day. She doesn't like the smell of stinky feet in her room because it's very strange.

If you're fortunate enough to be selected, you will be compensated 1000 RMB per day, that's 1000 RMB! If interested, please submit your photo and CV to her personal email, KKbest8@sina.cn

Lastly, her declaration: South Africa World Cup is the beginning of our romance, the end of the world is our finale.

Thank you everyone! If you're not serious, don't bother. *Mmmmuuaahh* She's waiting for you, hurry up!

Comments from Mop:


I'd rather become a woman.


This girl… I fear if I see her again, I won't be able to get it up anymore


Sister [this girl] is definitely 8 years old, matured early!


Directly ejaculated.


Feminine guy.


Choosing you, is the same as belittling my own intelligence…..
Evaluation complete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I also like balls [pun on sports with balls], as in I like flesh balls.. heh heh.. brother [referring to self] will help you…


I thought I was watching a cartoon~~


Surprisingly, front row [i.e. first page of comments]? My requirements aren't too high~ sister, just let me cum 3 times per night is enough.


Can I make love with you? I don't want money, just your love juices.


Such hot weather and [this has made] brother break out in a cold sweat…


If there's cleavage, [then this post] will be hot.


I didn't hear the email address clearly. Someone post it. Thanks.


Such a poser.


This voice… my ball hurts…


Really want to plug your mouth with my penis so you will suffocate to death.


To me, this sounds rather cute.


My family dog is male, don't know if that is okay?


After watching… brother threw up.

Put up your own list of requirements. chinaSMACK personals.

Police Raid “Prostitution Street”, Netizens Not Impressed – digg china

From NetEase:

A prostitution street in Zhejiang Haining has been shut down. Happy.

June 8th, Zhejiang [province] Haining City Public Safety Bureau in collaboration with the City Council coordinated more than 20 officers from the Shu Cun and Guang Chao police departments. With the cooperation of the Nan Fan police department, they used five different routes to bust an entire street of ‘beauty parlors’.

Police bust several "beauty parlors" in Zhejiang, China.

The street is located between the cities of Haining and Lingping. Recently, the large inflow of immigrant workers has made it prosperous. The broad Yandong Street runs from north to south. Most of the shops along the street are two-stories tall and sell construction materials. However, in front of the health centers and massage parlors wedged in between, young girls with heavy makeup and scant clothing show off their bare legs, tempting those passing by with their sultry gaze.

A prostitute in Zhejiang Haining City.

After more than a week of undercover investigation, local police conducted the raid.

A man is handcuffed in Zhejiang by plain clothes police.

As the clients and prostitutes were arrested and escorted into the police vehicles, spectators cheered and applauded.

Police arrest men patronizing prostitutes.

The operation arrested 8 customers. Prostitutes, Mama-sans, and store workers totaled 16.

Chinese prostitutes and johns in jail cell.

According to law enforcement, the “beauty street” has been around for some time, and has been a negative influence in the area. Although the police underwent previous operations, those in the area are very mobile and tend to reestablish themselves quickly.

Haining City prostitutes and customers handcuffed.

The cooperation between the police departments this time hoped to overwhelm them and make the street completely disappear. As of right now this case is under further investigation.

Two Chinese prostitutes handcuffed together.

Comments from NetEase:


Laughable…talking about busting a few small salons as if it were some big success. Probably couldn’t close other cases and picked the easiest targets to raise the rate of closed cases.


I’m just passing by getting soy sauce.


Haha, using these small venues to sharpen their knives. How come the JC is so useless when it comes to this? I know no less than 10 streets like this, seems like someone didn’t pay the protection money.


“According to law enforcement, the ‘beauty street’ has been around for some time, and has been a negative influence in the area. Although the police had previous operations, those in the area are very mobile and tend to reestablish themselves quickly.”


All this fuss for 20 something arrests. 16 people make up a “beauty street”? Many places have ten times the prostitutes and they never get busted.


That’s all they’re capable of, bullying these small hair salons. The patrons there are mostly people of low income. If [the police] went to high-end clubs, then they’d really be affecting “certain” peoples’ incomes!


Making up “achievements”, this too is police work.


It’s not good to keep this up. We should legalize the sex industry. Or the government should find other jobs for the prostitutes, and find wives for bachelors while they’re at it. Otherwise it’s not good for the stability of society.


Lou zhu, they’re selling blood and tears, do you have to write about it this way?


The prostitutes are too ugly. They were reported by their clients, hoping there’d be better ones next time.


This is the duty of the police. Not only did it take them forever to act, they’re showing off with it!!! Shameless!!!


An entire street of prostitution, and only 16 arrests, such a large street…


We can’t decide what to do with our own bodies?


Selling sex??? Who would buy it when they look like this??

Don’t get busted. chinaSMACK personals.

Ethnic Chinese In America Increasingly Entering Porn Industry – digg china

Evelyn Lin.

From NetEase:

Increase of ethnic Chinese in America entering the pornography film industry

Summary: American media recently reported that in the past, it was rare for Chinese-Americans to enter the adult film industry, but now there are more and more. The past few years, there have even been cases of male and female actors [of Chinese origin] who have been murdered.

Chen Linda at the annual San Diego Comic-con promoting her own nude photos. (America's "World Journal" / Internet Photo)

Chen Linda at the annual San Diego Comic-con promoting her own nude photos. (America’s “World Journal” / Internet Photo)

Zhang Li, who went to America when she was 5-years-old has a pretty and pure appearance. Currently, she is a UC San Diego student, and has made quite a few adult films outside of class. (America's "World Journal" / Internet Photo)

Zhang Li, who went to America when she was 5-years-old has a pretty and pure appearance. Currently, she is a UC San Diego student, and has made quite a few adult films outside of class. (America’s “World Journal” / Internet Photo)

According to the American “World Journal” [Chinese newspaper in America] report, in the past, it was rare for Chinese-Americans to enter the adult film industry, but now there are more and more. The past few years, there have even been cases of male and female actors [of Chinese origin] who have been murdered.

Up until the last century, it was rare to see Chinese in the adult film industry. However, with the influx of new immigrants, some people will inevitably enter this line of work, taking off their clothes before the camera, and become an A-pian star. This newspaper previously reported that a mainland girl studying at a certain well-known Southern California university has filmed over 200 “short films” for porn producers, completely nude and extremely provocative. She did not think there was anything inappropriate at the time, openly discussing it with her schoolmates online. The reaction of her Chinese schoolmate was polarized, with some thinking there was no big, even praising her courage and frankness, while others looking down and disassociating with her.

2009 September, Singaporean-Chinese adult film actress Felicia Lee was murdered at her white boyfriend’s home in Monrovia, the two only having known each other for less than half a year. Suffocated to death, Felicia Lee’s body was covered in bruises.

According to Felicia Lee’s own website, she was born 1977 October 22 and grew up in Singapore, was 5 feet 6 inches tall, with 34C, 24, 34 measurements. She had previously traveled to Perth, Australia, and studied for two years in a catholic school before emigrating with her family to Los Angeles. While attending college, she worked as a part-time model, appearing multiple times on Playboy television shows, Playboy magazine, import car shows, and other adult cable television programs.

If non-nude nightclubs are included, then there are even more Southern California ethnic Chinese involved in this industry. That Los Angeles as a major immigrant city is like this is no surprise, but even San Diego where it is considered to have much less ethnic Chinese has had a Taiwanese-run “South China Seas” night club, a legally run business. (Li Daming)

Comments from NetEase:


NetEase! With regards to film industry news, please include the source/seeds [for torrents]!


If America has this much, what about the island nation [Japan]?


If you do not love yourself neither will others love you. Deserved to die, trash!


Losing face for Chinese people even abroad. Pei!


I am a female, I have seen many of her English films, and they’re pretty good. One was her first time on camera, one was wearing all pink, one was where she did it with a “monster” (doll/prop), and I watched them with enjoyment.  Just like men fantasize, women also fantasize about being with men…much less hardcore…support!!! Some bitches look like saints on the surface but are actually very lewd…I often watch [porn] by myself in the dorm.


Disgrace/shame of our country.


I think this in society where corruption can be found everywhere, forcibly demolishing people’s homes to develop wealth off the land is the true national disgrace! With such a large country [population], producing some people who make A-pian is nothing to be surprised about. Don’t have your attention diverted.


We will become the world’s most lewd country. If a country whose culture was quite strict abandons its traditions, abandons its culture, then the speed of that country’s fall will be the most amazing!!!


I’ve seen Zhang Li’s [films] before, but didn’t watch all of it, [she] was doing it with a black person,
I personally think Evelyn Lin is pretty good, a fellow Hunanese person.


No big deal if you make [adult films], but please first learn some Japanese, and speak Japanese as much as possible when filming. Even more avoid hanging some Chinese lanterns or wearing qipao to show that you are Chinese. This kind of stuff really does not bring glory to the country.


5 kuai, what kind of person do you think I am?
50 kuai? I am not that kind of person!
500 kuai? Tonight, I am your’s!
5000 kuai? Tonight, don’t treat me as a person!
50,000 kuai? Tonight, it doesn’t matter how many people!
500,000 kuai? Tonight, it doesn’t matter if you are are people!


Ugh, I bet downloads of Zhang Li’s films will surge. Before this, I didn’t even know about this person…


After ethnic Chinese abroad have lived in foreign countries for several generations, they adopt Western upbringing and values. They are only of Chinese descent, and their culture and values have been influenced by the western culture and values of their country of residence, their thinking westernized, so they doing this is not strange. What we need to be clear about is that they are no longer Chinese, but foreigners, so them engaging in the sex industry is their business as foreigners. Don’t always apply the label of shame yourself, because then you would be getting upset over someone else’s matters when they are not upset themselves!


It is still about poverty. There is this saying: “Women (Chinese) cannot be without money, and men cannot have money.”


They can’t make these within the country, there’s no market, so the experts/professionals have gone abroad, with the vision and courage, ding, hurry and come back, I support domestic products.

Felicia Lee (aka Felicia Tang)

Felicia Lee (aka Felicia Tang)

Reality is better than fantasy. chinaSMACK personals.

“Chinese Women, Please Don’t Sleep With Foreigners” – digg china

An interracial couple.

The following is actually pretty old but like the “China Does Not Have Any Men Suitable For Me” post, it occasionally is becomes hot again and is reposted across the Chinese internet. — Fauna

On Tianya and NetEase and Mop:

Chinese women! Please don’t sleep with foreigners.

Ask a foreigner why he has come to China.

He’ll probably answer that he likes China’s long history, splendid culture, rapid development and changes.

But let me tell you, apart from a small minority who have been sent by the government or their company (usually along with their families), the vast majority are related to the two factors below:

One, they’re not doing well in their home countries, or they simply can’t survive in their home countries;

Two, they’re looking for Chinese women.

One afternoon I was coming back to work with a French woman that I work with. We saw from a distance an old person picking up trash. He was pushing a cart. The French woman poked me, saying “You see that?” “See what?” “Over there right in front of you.” Only then did I see that this old person was a foreigner, carrying a bag, with long dirty hair. I’m a little short sighted and had thought he was someone picking up trash. That cart he was pushing wasn’t a cart at all, but a pram, with a little half-blood kid in it. Next to him was a Chinese girl, a slim young Chinese girl.

The French girl laughed: “What’s up with you Chinese girls?” She was laughing because we had just been talking about this topic over lunch. Actually I’ve seen and heard it many times before; the story of this kind of foreign guy and Chinese girl. I haven’t paid much attention but this pair before me were in a class of their own. This sweet Chinese flower and this old, ugly, fat, short, bald, shriveled foreign guy, and their little baby in its pram.

My French friend was doubled over in laughter (I don’t know why she was laughing like that). At that moment, as a Chinese person, my self-respect was deeply deeply hurt.

A few days later I decided to do three things. First, to let everyone know the ugly truth about foreign men. Second, to call to action all Chinese, so that we can make our women see that the world doesn’t revolve around foreign men. Last but not least, I have decided that to become a scholar, I will have to temporarily give up my day job. This will allow me to focus on my research. The topic? Chinese men in the eyes of foreign women. This way I’ll be able to give Chinese men who are looking for foreign women a helping hand.

My colleague and I made our first stop by seeking out those white women who live in China but have never had a Chinese boyfriend. We hoped to find out the reason for this. We also sought out those who had had Chinese boyfriends, or were married to Chinese men. They helped us with the good and bad points of Chinese men. I know that these kinds of laowai are few and far between, but luckily I know a few.

We also got these expat white female laowai to fill out a broad questionnaire. Through this scientific analysis led us to a picture of the Chinese male, and illustrated their top five Chinese men. We asked them to answer these questions:

Are foreign women interested in Chinese men? How do single laowai women want Chinese men to treat them?  How can Chinese men make themselves more attractive to foreign women? Which Chinese men do foreign women like the most? What kind of foreign woman likes Chinese men? How should  one approach a foreign woman in a public place? When did China become a paradise for foreign men?

Man with Chinese girls in both arms.

John is one such an example. Not long ago, I ran into him on the street. He was holding hands with a Chinese girl a half a head taller than him. He said that his Chinese girlfriend worked for a modeling agency. Actually if John hadn’t called out to me I wouldn’t have recognised him, he looked completely different to how he looked the last time I saw him.

John, 42, is American, 162 cm. He hadn’t graduated from high school so he had a hard time finding work in America. After drifting around Africa for two years, he heard that lots of Americans hit the jackpot in China so he went to Shanghai. When he first arrived in Shanghai, he was a stranger in a strange place, and only got a job at a small town in Jiangsu as an English teacher.

After a few months John wasn’t satisfied, so he headed back to Shanghai, staying in a 12 kuai a night hostel. That’s when I met him. I had gone there to find another foreign friend of mine for dinner. I saw them chatting and assumed she knew John, so I asked him to come along too. I only found out later that she’d only just met him.

When it came to ordering, John ordered something quite expensive. My friend asked him in English, “That’s pretty expensive, are you going to pay for it yourself?” John was like a school kid who has been caught doing something wrong and canceled it. Seeing his pathetic look I told my friend in Chinese that it wasn’t a problem, and told him to continue ordering.

After that night I got quite busy with work, and forgot all about John. Seeing him this time, he told me that he’d found work at a school in Shanghai. I haven’t spoken with his girlfriend, but could tell that she already has begun to look down upon Chinese people. Seeing her, I could not help but think she must have idea that her American John had to depend on others to survive. This kind of thing is too much like idol worship, obviously something humans created themselves, yet creating them and then going to worship them.

Once I was on a bus and saw your typical American slacker. He was with a Chinese girl, feeling her up right there on the bus. You could see that she really wanted to let him know how moved she was by the experience, but unfortunately her English vocabulary seemed to consist of only two words.

Chinese girl dancing with white man.

A taxi driver once told me that once he picked up a black guy from a bar. He got in with a Chinese girl on each arm. He assumed that they were both ‘professionals’ so didn’t pay much attention. That was until they arrived at their destination: the dormitory of one of the top research schools. He said he was really surprised at that.

According to reports there was a dying AIDS patient in a hospital in Beijing who admitted that in a few weeks in Beijing he’d had ‘relations’ with six Chinese women. An investigation had found out that all of them were high level intellectuals.

Such a group of foreigners are living in China. They can’t find jobs in their own countries, but come to China and can make a living, drink and get women just off their foreign identities. And all they do in their spare time is grumble about China. There are even consular workers who abuse their position to take advantage of Chinese women. Some even gloat in public that “With my signature I can get any Chinese woman.”

China, did you know about this? You’ve given laowai too much, too much, so much that laowai have come to look down upon you. So much that even foreigners themselves find it odd, calling [those ugly foreigners] white trash. I want to take this opportunity to warn those laowai to not feel too proud. All you have gotten are the bodies of Chinese women, bodies without souls.

Recently spreading on the internet is a joke about foreigners looking for Chinese brides: A 47-year-old foreigner registers at a matchmaking agency in China. For a long time, no one contacted him. Then suddenly on day a whole heap of inquiries are sent to him, which of course takes him by surprise. He asks around what happened, and it turns out that someone at the agency made a mistake: They’d written his age as 67 instead of 47.

Matchmaking agencies for foreigners also prove that the reason that Chinese women want to find foreign husbands isn’t love. Investigations have shown that the average difference between a Chinese bride and her foreign husband is 10.5 years. 13% of brides and grooms are from different generations, with a 20 year difference in ages. Apparently the record is a 54 year age difference. The American groom was an 82-year-old old man, while the Chinese wife was only 28.

As chance would have it, I recently saw a joke in an American magazine: An eighty-something old man accompanied his pregnant twenty-something wife to the hospital for a checkup. The doctor kindly tried to suggest to him whether [his wife's pregnancy] may have had some other cause, but the old man immediately refused to believe it saying, “Impossible. I’m capable of working miracles. Last time when I went out hunting with my wife and one of her male friends came too. I just pointed my umbrella at a deer and it fell down dead.” [I don't get it either - maxiewawa]

I don’t know if that Chinese bride will let everyone know the good news about her pregnancy, so that we can all share in a real miracle. She’s probably gained something in her marriage, but has lost something very precious: respect.

But actually the fault lies with those Chinese women who go around with foreign men. But they are mostly women who haven’t been overseas, who don’t have a realistic view of the world. This is why I’m taking the opportunity to tell them how things really are. If you’ve found real love, I congratulate you. My personal feeling is that no matter how far, how long or how fleeting real love is, it’s always worth chasing.

Even so, I have to give you a word of advice. Firstly, although the thing that most Chinese women want is a stable marriage, apart from a few exceptions, the divorce rate in western countries is around 50%, and in marriages between cultures there are even more reasons for instability.

Secondly, I am highly skeptical of whether today’s foreign men will really give Chinese women true love. The reason is because before you can have true love, you must have respect, and in the eyes of foreign men, the image of Chinese women have already begun to be ruined by the minority, having become: The world’s most promiscuous, most brazen, most devious, simple-minded, intellectually slow, stupid, “easy” girl. It’s hard to imagine a man giving true love to a woman like that. There’s one exception, which an American told me about, which is those foreigners who want their wives to be a three-in-one combination of maid, cook, and sex worker.

Maybe you’re just doing it for money. I get it, I’m not stopping you. But I just want to tell you before you give up your body that you should make sure of two things: one, that this foreigner you’re giving yourself up for really has money. Trust me, lots of foreigners in China don’t have two cents to rub together. Secondly, that he really wants to marry you, because if he doesn’t formally marry you, his money is his and you have no claim to it.

Maybe you just want to leave the country, again, I’m not stopping you. But once again, you have to make sure of two things before giving yourself up: one, that this foreigner really wants to go back to his own country. Although foreign countries have more money than we do, that’s a long way from heaven. Lots of foreigners don’t want to go home because they can’t find good jobs (some can’t even find jobs at all). You think they want to go back to the same crummy, lonely life? Secondly, make sure that he’s really going to marry you. Because if you don’t you won’t be able to get permanent residency in his country.

The daughter of a neighbor of a workmate married a farmer from a Japanese mountain area. This neighbor is always telling my colleague stuff like “We don’t worry about money any more, ten thousand, twenty thousand, it’s nothing.” But, dear neighbor, do you know if your daughter is really happy in Japan. Chinese value face over everything, and always bringing out the good points in people while overlooking the bad. A few years ago a Chinese TV station went out to that mountain village to interview this girl. She’d left the bright lights of Shanghai for this remote, cold little village. All I heard from her was disappointment, frustration and helplessness.

Maybe your reasons are sexual? In Australia there is a Ms. Shi who wrote an article saying “…. I have a girl friend who in China was already considered was quite open, a woman who has had abundant sexual experience. However, the first time she was with a western man, she still felt a kind of extreme “fulfillment”. Telling me about it on the phone, she was so excited that she was thinking of immediately marrying that westerner, whereas I rather calmly advised her that western men that are good in bed are common, that out of every ten western men, eight are great in bed while two are just so-so, that out of every ten Chinese men, two are just so-so while eight are awful.”

As soon as Ms. Shi’s article became widely known, Chinese men clamoured to defend themselves.The subject was in the papers for several months, with debate continuing so heatedly that apparently it made headlines in international news overseas. But this was a subject that did no favours for Chinese men.

Whether or not Ms. Shi was speaking of her own experiences, or if she was trying to represent  for all women, is unclear. I hope that my research can shed some light on the matter.

The subject of my research isn’t Chinese girls that have married foreign men, but the other way around: foreign girls that have married Chinese men, or white women who have had Chinese boyfriends before. I asked them straight out how Chinese men perform in the bedroom. The replied bluntly that they do well, one even used the word “perfectly”. One person’s reaction to my question was “What, don’t you guys have confidence in your sexual abilities?”

My research is ongoing, with the results of the research to be completely published afterward.

I also need to tell everyone that recent research has shown that women’s levels of satisfaction when it comes to sex isn’t dependent on the man she’s with, but on her herself.  Research has shown that if a woman is sexually repressed, the main reason is that she has some kind of psychological block. If she can get over this psychological barrier, she can have the same powers of reaction, and her physiological requirements can even surpass that of a man. Apparently the reason Miss Shi’s friend’s first time with a western man was so great was that she subconsciously threw off those psychological restrictions.

The newest research has found that men and women’s reaction to sexual stimulus is actually the same. For example, it used to be thought that men reacted more to visual stimulus, where women responded to tone and mood. It was thought that this is why men like to watch pornography. But an English scientist has found that visual stimuli, like pornography can also arouse women, even to the point of climax.

Of course, Chinese men can’t be said to have no responsibility in this. But I can tell everyone that Chinese men’s biggest problem isn’t physiology at all. Then what is it? Lack of sexual skill. The reason that those eight western men are great in bed, is that they don’t just marry someone from the same village. They have sexual counseling and STD clinics, and they are very open when it comes to sex. If there’s a problem they seek professional help. To give an inappropriate example, the cooking skills of an old lady who has cooked all her life is inferior to a young cook, so we can see how important professional training is.

A white man kissing an Asian woman.

Those hollering for the extermination of ugly foreign men are all getting worked up. Maybe, some readers reading to this point have already begun condemning those Chinese women. But slow down! I want to ask something: On the issue of what created these ugly foreign men, are you and every single one of us completely blameless?

Women who seemingly sell themselves for money can be found everywhere in the world. Americans know them as gold-diggers, with the only difference being that women like that are looked down upon in other countries, and only in China are they respected and envied. Surely this “laughs at the poor but not the prostitutes” society wasn’t made by these women?

An American Sinologist with lofty ideas of China’s history and culture came to China with her husband. But not long after she decided to cut her trip short and go home. Why? “Almost every day there were so many Chinese girls surrounding my husband, some didn’t even bother to conceal it in front of me. I think that going home is the best thing to do, for the sake of my marriage.” She asked puzzled, “I read novels from the eighties, girls who accidentally fall pregnant to their lovers would feel so shamed that they would commit suicide.”

I don’t get it either, they’re Chinese after all, how could we have changed in only twenty years?

I want to ask those foreigners, especially those Americans who get so much more than average Chinese, is it them? I can understand why the President’s visit would make the headlines while it was going on, but why is the announcement that he will be visiting at some time in the future such big news? Don’t forget that the more face you give someone, the more they look down on you.

I’m calling for action, to stop Chinese women from worshiping foreign men. Of course, I understand that my own personal power is negligible, which is why I’m asking everyone to help: If you know any Chinese girls that come into contact with foreign men, you must please forward them this post.

If you’re married to a foreigner, boldly stand up and tell your sisters that your life outside of China is lonely, boring, hard, and that you miss home. If you’re a parent, stop showing off your daughter’s new wealth, her position as a mistress, or that she’s married a foreigner.

If you’re a translator [Oh hello, he's talking to me! - maxiewawa. He is a "she". - Fauna], don’t show mercy. Our ability to glorify foreigners in translation is the first in the world, this itself an expression of subconscious worshiping of foreigners: No matter how you pronounce “America” it has no similarities with “mei” [beauty], and yet we insist on translating it as Mei Guo ["Beautiful Country"]. Look out our neighbours the Japanese. Their word for America is “Mi Guo” ["Rice/grain Country"]. Now isn’t that a lot better! No matter how imaginative you are, you would not mentally connect “Rice Country” to “Beautiful Country”, and at most just a place that produces food. [There's a sentence here about Marlboro that is not so funny when translated.]

If you’re a customs official or diplomat, don’t hold foreigners up as a shining example, as the saying goes, “Foreign news isn’t all important news”. Treat your own countrymen a bit better, foreigners only come and go. Don’t forget that the food you eat was cooked by Chinese people, the clothes you wear are made by Chinese people, and your salary is from Chinese people.

If you’re in the sports industry, stop helping Real Madrid earn money from Chinese, or at least stop inviting bastards like Mike Tyson to come here.

If you’re in the insurance business, you mustn’t treat foreigners any different, let them be worth the same as any Chinese.

If you’re in a key positions [government jobs], stop being greedy and engaging in corruption. You are the main reason for the problems in today’s society.

If you’re an economic scholar/expert, stop thinking only about how to protect those with vested interests, don’t just be a mouthpiece for those in power, put in a word for us ordinary common people.

If you’re in the legislature, don’t just think of “***P”. If mountains are leveled, water is polluted, air dirty, all is desert, morality bankrupt, compassion gone, harmony lost,  and people leave this world tormented by their disease, what meaning/significance/use will ***P be?

If you make money, do some good with it, earn some karma, and who knows maybe there really is a next life? Don’t let the old phenomenon of the rich wasting food and wine behind closed doors while the bones of the poor are frozen outside happen again.

If you’re a doctor, try and save a life, maybe there might be a heaven after all. Don’t let angels die under your watch.

If you work in the legal/law field, protect the dignity of the law. There are too many ghosts of people who have been wronged wandering around already.

If you’re a movie director, don’t spend money on frivolous things. Make a movie where the Chinese girl rejects the foreign man, or where the Chinese guy conquers a foreign girl.

If you’re in dentistry, recommend us a truly good toothpaste. let everyone know about some good toothpaste brands. Today’s Chinese people really need to grit their teeth [this is a joke, Chinese need "better toothpaste" because they need to "grit their teeth" but the deeper meaning of "grit their teeth" is more like Chinese people need to persevere and endure difficult things].

If you’re in advertising, stop using cliches like “regal”, “honorable”, “noble”, “successful”, “imperial”, “upper class”, and “luxurious” that make people sick.

If you’re a teacher/role-model, teach our next generation a class about “disgrace/having a sense of shame”. As kids, our mothers often warned us that our clothes can be old/worn-out/lousy but they can not be dirty; that one can be poor, but cannot have no self-respect. Wealth should not be ostentatious, power should not be abused, poverty should not be transferred; One’s skull can be crushed, blood can be spilled; Life is precious, love is valuable, but both can be given up for freedom. How can today’s students not know these sayings?

If you’re a Chinese woman, lift up your proud head! If you’re a Chinese man, straighten your back! There is an irrefutable truth in this world, which is that if you don’t respect yourself, you can never gain the respect of others. A country, a people, are no different.

This was allegedly written by the wife of Yu Minhong, the boss of the well-known New Oriental Education Group. None of these photographs were included with the original Chinese posts.

We were told after we had translated this that another translation can be found here. You can compare the translations. — Fauna

Happy white man with Chinese girl on lap.

Comments from Tianya:


There is some sense to what is written here. the laowai who lives on the floor below has had many different girlfriends live with him, all young Chinese girls.


The amount of foreign worship these days is indeed a little serious…


An American guy I met at a short-term university training course once said: “My extra-curricular activities involve getting as many Chinese girls as I can. I’m a white guy so I can get all the pretty university students, models, actresses etc. The only thing I have to do is speak my own country’s language (English) with them, this is simply heaven.”


It is not as frightening as you put it, are all Chinese girls idiots? Those who marry foreigners are not necessarily doing so for money, just like marrying a Chinese is not necessarily because of true love. Do you think that marrying a Chinese guy never ends in tragedy? Don’t make good Chinese girls out to be so desperate.

In Shanghai, many pretty MM marry abroad, are Shanghainese men not responsible in some way? You guys [Shanghainese men] all ran off marrying women from outside Shanghai, so what are Shanghainese women supposed to do?


We had a foreign teacher in the past that was a complete foreign pervert, often telling the girls to go to his house for one on one tutoring, even telling us to go take showers at his house. Every time he got close to me,  Whenever he’d come close to me I’d slide away from him and face the wall. He even asked me if I hated him, and I said maybe. Stupid cunt. Last time, he even said that the earthquake was a good thing for China. I erased everything he’d written on the board. The sad thing was that the first few students that responded all actually said “yes”. I’m guessing they had not yet realized what he was saying.


Who wrote this? They’re crazy!

My sister in law has been married to a German for over ten years, with two children, and they’re very sweet/happy together! When she first got to Germany, she had to work while studying, even selling stuff on the streets to make money, it was very difficult.

The above is the first point, which is to not overgeneralize. Second is do we have to find a poor and blank [no background] piece of garbage man before we can be dignified before some of the people above? People seeking to elevate themselves/get ahead in society is natural, why be so resentful? If there was a real opportunity, I bet you guys would run faster than anyone, so just who is the messed up one here?

Third, those who anxiously seduce foreigners into bed upon meeting them are indeed disrespecting themselves, but not all women who are with foreigners are this way. There are also good foreigners, and not all foreigners are “studs” [the meaning here is men who only want to play and use women].

p.s. You say “Chinese women don’t sleep with foreign men”, discriminating against Chinese women [as opposed to saying "foreign men don't sleep with Chinese women".]


Well said. But economics decides a lot. [For example], where I am the economy [economic opportunities] are considered pretty good, so the girls don’t have too much interest in leaving the country or finding laowai.


This is just an essay. It reflects some truths. It doesn’t overgeneralize, the author just expressing through words. I personally feel what it reflects are common phenomenon in this society. This main thing this essay reflects are the negative sides to things. Its content doesn’t actually say the everything is wrong, and only talks about a portion. No one is stupid, everyone knows there are good and bad sides to everything. If there is good, then there is bad. After finishing the essay, everyone can decide for themselves!
So everyone can stop arguing. Don’t be too extreme, just know what is good and bad, right and wrong.


Why would there be an essay like this, this kind of feeling? Probably because Chinese men have not married enough foreign women.


There are many examples of this around me, and only when you see it with your own eyes will you understand how ridiculous this is. The foreign teacher at my school is a sixty year old with a head full of white hair, but he’s able walk on the streets with schoolgirls not yet twenty on both arms.


The problem isn’t with young Chinese girls getting with an old, ugly, and poor laowai, it’s with some Chinese girls who, after getting with a laowai, don’t even think of themselves as Chinese anymore, thinking that having married a laowai automatically makes them a level higher and look down upon Chinese people. I only BS this kind of person.


But there are also many girls who don’t have good prospects who have married handsom, young, wealthy, gentle, and considerate laowai husbands, and you guys still curse and yell?!
A-ha, no matter if they are good looking or ugly, as long as they are marrying laowai, they must be criticized, right?


Truly sad! Some women always believe laowai are rich! At worst they can get a new nationality! I feel these women are really brainless! There have been reports saying that even foreigners from the countrysides of their countries can be foreign teachers when they come to China! To be more blunt…only those without money or ability would come here…who knew the girls here would also proactively give themselves away to them…with the girls who are a bit smarter all not making this kind of losing trade! We can only blame those girls for being ignorant! Thinking anyone who is a foreigner is a god of wealth…


Complaining about our country’s women getting with foreigners, why not examine how our country’s men are such disappointments? Why are so many Chinese girls willing to marry foreigners, yet very few foreign women are willing to marry Chinese men?
Inferiority is inferiority, don’t always try to force morality.


Truly hilarious. So marrying a laowai is disgraceful,
yet [she] wants to research how to help Chinese men marry laowai.
So I guess this is what Yu Minhong’s wife is like.
So seriously affected by [her husband's] male chauvinism…boring.


Too extreme.

The examples of marrying foreigners or having foreign marriages are all pretty good – the key is: Both sides’ characters/personalities must similar/compatible.


This is a topic worth heated discussion. Why do those young educated females so want to be fucked by foreigners? Is it because foreigners’ JJ are long or is it because foreigners have better skills? Having seen too many comments saying this or saying that, I only feel sad. Having gone to school that many years, are their heads all full of shit?


Chinese women with laowai are not necessarily planning to marry them. It could be their vanity, or it could be that they too just want to sleep with laowai. Chinese women these days, especially those Chinese women willing to be with laowai are also sexually open/liberated. Maybe they just want to experience what it feels like to ZA [zuo ai, 做爱, have sex] with a different race, that’s all. This kind of thing everyone has needs, no need to make a big deal about it because no matter what, who takes advantage of who has nothing to do with society. However, these days laowaiin China are very popular and that there are even many women who are afraid they’re unable to get in their beds is definitely true, especially in universities where there is plenty of this happening. Fortunately, this doesn’t happen very much at my alma mater, usually just one or two. Of course, we cannot dismiss all laowai who have come to China just because of these laowai who have come to China with bad intentions/motives. Our school has had many laowai who were sent by the government whose professionalism is beyond reproach. They themselves said they had all gone through a very strict selection process. Of course, I have also seen what those so-called English teachers at the inferior schools around mine do in this country, how poor/bad their characters are normally. There are good and bad laowai, one can discern for oneself. But normally those who were sent over by the government are usually good, but they normally do not stay long in any one place. Sigh, as it is said, it is still that we are not good enough, and if our economy improves, then the foreign worship problem will be solved at the root!

Someone for everyone. chinaSMACK personals.

Beijing’s First Hotel “Test Sleeper” Earns 10,000 Per Month – digg china

One of six hotel "sleep testers" in China.

From Sina, ifeng, and Mop:

“No need to punch in for work, often visit various hotels, vacation is also work, there are even a big group of fans on the internet, and every month there can be an easy ten thousand yuan income.” This is the true portrayal of a hotel “test sleeper”, called “history’s most comfortable job”. Zhang Yumo is Beijing’s first hotel tester and so far there are only 6 in all of China. This past March, she was selected by the [travel website] Qunar out of over 7000 applicants, and now has been certified by the China Hotel Association as a “Professional Hotel Test Sleeper” [professional hotel reviewer].

Zhang Yumo, a professional hotel tester tests the water coming out of a sink in a hotel.

The reason why Zhang Yumo was selected out of the thousands was because of her past work experience was related to: art college graduate, has a foundation in illustration, has worked as a television director, is good at both writing and photography, her previous occupation was a freelancer for a handicraft brand, and these will be especially helpful for her work as a hotel test sleeper.

Hotel tester typing up a report in her room.

A hotel test sleeper, as the name suggests, is to test staying at hotels, to experience the hotel’s service, environment, cleanliness, price, dining, and other aspects, such as the mattresses’ hardness, the air conditioner’s temperature, internet speed, the piping drainage, the shower water pressure, etc. All of these she must write reports of her experience/impressions after investigating them to be published on the internet after delivering them to the company as a reference for netizens.

Zhang Yumo photographs a salad served in a hotel she is staying at.

“Our work is not nearly as easy as everyone thinks. Writing comments/evaluations is just one aspect of the many the job entails. In fact, there is still a lot of work stress. It requires a lot of attention to detail, patience, and responsibility.” Zhang Yumo says, “Because there are tasks, within the one day you are staying [in the hotel], you need to be highly concentrated, observe every detail, and also use a camera or digital video recorder to record everything you see and think, and using microblogs, video, etc. and netizen comments, in the end you must complete a very detailed experience report.” Because the entire testing process is conducted unannounced/secretly, her fair and objective comments is also a reason why she has many fans.

Zhang Yumo filming the hotel lobby she is assigned to review.

This post-80s generation Northeastern girl reveals how she is different from most everywhere. Fashionable dressed, seeks freedom in her work, everything revolving around fun, firmly believing that “life is about ‘change’”. She feels that if life becomes like still water, then it is finished. Her dream is to open a Mediterranean style art hotel [boutique hotel?], the hotel having a private library, allowing pets, with everything designed according to her own aesthetic, with all of the artwork made by herself.

Comments from Sina:


There’s a job like this? This is too comfortable! Her creativity is really strong. This girl is indeed really talented.


Haha, this job is not bad.



In society today, there is nothing that cannot be done, only what cannot be imaged! Hehe.


Her job is so nice.

I also want to be a hotel test sleeper now.


This career is really awesome, I bet it will be even more popular than flight attendants in the future.


“Test Sleeper”.

Actually this is reviewing the service of hotels. Using the term “test sleeper” is purely to attract people’s eyeballs, a trick.


Test sleep…I admit I’m thinking dirty…


This job looks very enticing.
Relaxed, elegant, refined.
Will giving some benefit [bribe] result in a 4 star or 5 star?
Very suspicious.


Gold shines wherever it goes.

Truly is that saying again: Every profession has its leader. I really admire this kind of person.

Test sleeper. chinaSMACK personals.

Sinkholes Appearing Around China, Chinese Netizen Reactions – digg china

From Kaixin001:

1. 2010 June 4, the road surface suddenly collapsed at the 1478km+520m marker on the Zhejiang Huang Qu Nan highway heading towards Nanping, with a doline/sinkhole measuring 8 meters in diameter and 10 meters in depth, which just happened to include the highway’s main driving lane and passing lane.

Sinkhole in an expressway in Zhejiang China.

2. 2010 May 31, tropical storm “Agatha” swept across Central America. While under this hurricane, a sinkhole reaching 60 meters in depth appeared in the capital of Guatemala. It is said that a three story building fell into the hole.

Sinkole in capital of Guatemala after tropical storm Agatha.

3. 2010 May 27 at dawn, in Chengdu Dayi Xinchang town, village resident Mr. Hou discovered a sinkhole while irrigating his rice field. The second day, he discovered yet another hole while watering his rice paddies 3 days later, in Chongzhou City Huaiyuan Town, village resident Mr. Zhou also discovered a sinkhole. Contrary to what villagers believe, two “sinkholes” are not precursors to earthquakes. This is considered normal geological activity.” Said Sichuan Province Geological Engineering Institute professor and senior engineer Liu Junxian.

A sinkhole in Chengdu, Sichuan province of China.

4. Beginning 2010 April 27, several sinkholes appeared one after another in Yinbin City of Sichuan province, with the number of sinkholes numbering over a dozen. The local land department has stated that the “sinkholes” were caused by coal mining, and through investigation has confirmed that there is no impact upon villagers.

A large sinkhole in Sichuan province of China.

5. 2009 June 13, a dried up fish pond in Yiling Village of Shuangqiao Town of Wuming County of Guangxi Province suddenly collapsed, becoming an 80 meter wide, 20 meter deep circular pit. There are also many cracks around the sinkhole, with the cracks growing in size.

Sinkhole from a dried fish pond in Guangxi province.

Here are some additional China sinkhole photographs from a post titled “Sinkholes discovered around China causes alarm” on NetEase and another post titled “Recently huge sinkholes have appeared in many places, but what are they indicating/predicting?” on Tianya:

A sinkhole in the middle of a road in China.

Filling in a sinkhole in China.

A Chinese man measures the depth of a sinkhole with string.

A sinkhole filled with water.

A Chinese villager looks into a sinkhole found in his rice paddy.

A car stuck above a sinkhole that formed underneath the road.

Comments from Tianya:


Will what was the ocean become land and what is now land become the ocean?


Aliens come out of these holes?


Premier Wen is current selling ark tickets, with the governments of many countries stepping down one after another after getting their tickets.


God is very angry with earthlings polluting behavior and has decided to punish earthlings.


Before experts have refuted the rumors,
don’t be scared.


Guatemala, that one is a little too frightening.


Were there others before, except they were simple harmonized…?

And now information spreads too fast on the internet, so the moment something happens everyone knows before it can be harmonized…?


This is definitely something fresh I have never seen before.

Why are the holes so round, even humans can’t make it this round.

Why is there such frequency and intensity?

Why aren’t there any reasonable explanations?

Comments from NetEase:


Sigh, have aliens attacked? Here in Zhengzhou, there was a report just yesterday that a sinkhole was discovered, and allegedly the interior diameter is 3 meters. Scary!


Closer and closer to 2012!


Why be alarmed like this? Is it too frequent, or do you care too much? If there really is a 2012, then no one can stop it.


This is something that appears a lot in disaster films, as early warnings before the disaster. Yeah, the movies that do not include these are all unprofessional.


Let’s organize ourselves and quickly go to Tibet to find the ark.

Sinkholes. chinaSMACK personals.