Neighbor Kept Awake By Sexual Noises, Posts Public Letter – digg china

From Mop:

The public notice I discovered in front of my building entrance. After reading, I felt ashamed!

[Translation of the above letter:]

Dear neighbor:

I really have no choice but to write this letter to you guys.

Last night you guys “doing it”. Your girlfriend’s screaming in bed is seriously too loud. From start to finish, the entire building could hear. That sound was essentially wailing, like a banshee!!! You guys are young and are full of energy so I do not blame you.

But can you guys have a little civic consideration, and consider the surrounding neighbors that include the elderly and children who are harshly awakened from their dreams by the sounds of your guys’ “screaming”, forced to listen to your guys’ live broadcast, and only when you guys are done with your business can we finally go to sleep with you guys. [This] seriously affects [our] quality of sleep.

Hope you guys can consider the circumstances. This building is small. The next time we walk past each other, we too will feel embarrassed seeing you. Thanks!

- Neighbor

2010-9-30

How would you feel if this was pasted to the front of your home entrance?

Comments from Mop:

柠檬薄荷糖:

Haha! Hilarious!

毛毛虫的眼泪:

I rent an apartment, on the 7th floor. The young couple next door often starts doing it after 8pm in the evening. That sound: ah…ah…ah…keep doing it…jia you…”bang”…you’re useless!!! LOL…

任情飘:

Fuck, this man is really beastly.

Maple妖猪:

I didn’t mean to. My mistake…next time [we'll] be quieter…

壹条死鱼:

We’ve encountered this before too…middle of the night, not a single sound. [Suddenly] from next door comes a sound of ecstasy.
Everyone in our two buildings heard it very clearly…

wwdlyx:

This neighbor is a pervert. Unhappy with other people having fun.

reneeyi:

Uh…I’ve been told [similarly] before…except verbally [instead of through a letter/note]…
Also once…someone directly charged to our door…fiercely kicking the door…that poor door of mine~

国产歼轰7:

Reply: My dear neighbor, who said that I was “doing it” with my girlfriend last night? I was with my old lady celebrating our golden [50-year] anniversary!

悲剧牛:

One should be low-key as a person, but one should be high-key [ostentatious] when taking care of business [here, having sex], this is the key. [Make it so that] they can hear people screaming but can never know just who exactly is screaming.

你别想溜:

When in one’s own home XX, who cares what other people think… Envy or jealousy? Maybe [the neighbor] is looking down at his own brother [penis], feeling inadequate? A neighbor that has nothing better to do.

Disturb your neighbors. chinaSMACK personals.